Ted – The Thunder Song
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeorqSn89xw]

When you hear the sound of thunder,
Don’t you get too scared.
Just grab your thunder buddy,
And say these magic words:
Fuck you, Thunder!
You can suck my dick.
You can’t get me thunder
‘cause you’re just God’s fart.

After a childhood wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true, John (played by Wahlberg) have to figure out how to resolve the conflict with his best friend and the girl of his dreams, Lori (played by Kunis). Pretty much sounds like your crude romantic comedy, except with Seth MacFarlane’s Ted.