Movie Review: Machete

Movie Review: Machete

Lazy movie reviewer day

What’s not to like about about a Robert Rodriguez slugfest starring Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Robert De Niro, Rose McGowan and Jessica Alba (JESSICAFUCKINGALBA)!

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 4.5/5

2010-11-15

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