If a girl showed up at Bishan MRT station (many years ago when it was THE place to play MTG, don’t ask) wearing this, all the guys there will definitely go gaga over her.
Before you MTG geeks think about it, a shirt or shorts made out of your common (even rare) cards wouldn’t have the same effect on the female of the species. Period.
Some pickup lines that may or may not work on the girl above;
You can tap my mana anytime baby!
I am out of mana, can I tap yours instead?