Zombieland

Zombieland

Awesome, awesome movie. Zombieland’s like an undead version of Adventureland; Jesse Eisenberg trying to win over his dream girl (Kristen Stewart/Emma Stone) amidst a whole bunch of obstacles (illicit affiars/zombie plague).

Also Columbus’s rules for surviving the zombie apocalypse;

1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Wear Seatbelts
4. Beware of Bathrooms
5. No Attachments
6. Cast Iron Skillet
7. Travel Light
12. Bounty paper towels
15. Bowling Ball
17. (Don’t) Be a hero
18. Limber Up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. The Buddy System
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army knife

2009-11-27

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