Think your life is effed up?

Then, like myself, you’ve probably never came upon this site until now.

Today, my mom : “You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me”, she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. “It’s my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight.” FML

FMyLife.com. Surprisingly addictive.

2009-05-30

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