Looks like somebody has been listening to a tad too much Beatles…

At 12am tonight, application for this year’s National Day Parade will be opened until 25 May.

Like previous years, several avenues have been made available for your shot at the 54,000 tickets;

• via SMS…

Simply send “NDP” to 83482680. You will receive an SMS reply. Follow the instructions and send along your NRIC, your choice of either the parade or preview, number of tickets and whether you’re a singaporean or PR.

There will be a confirmation SMS with your details.

• via a phone call…

Dial either 19001124418 (the blah preview on 1 August 2009) or 19001124498 (the real shit on 9 August 2009), and just follow the instructions and the usual shit.

• via the internets…

Here.

• via AXS and SAM machines…

Just a note, you don’t stand a chance losers! I’m gonna apply via SMS, call, internets and every single AXS, SAM machines out there, several times over.

Eh…

There is no limit to the number of applications that each NRIC holder can submit. However, only the latest application will be entered for e-balloting on 27 May 09.

Crap.