Ball Girl, Can I Be Your Security Guard?

A security guard, right, holds a ball girl as she faints on the court during the match of Jurgen Melzer of Austria and Rafael Nadal of Spain at the Madrid Open Tennis in Madrid, on Wednesday, May 13, 2009. (AP Photo/Paul White)

I heard the security industry was doing very well in this recession but with this, I bet everyone’s going to sign up as one now.

Groping and grinding an unsuspecting, pretty, young lady during a widely covered event, while being photographed, with no disciplinary action.

Luckiest guy that day?

Higher res photos after the jump.