Likely Mas Selamat has fled

…AND the most obvious headline of the year prize goes to ‘The Straits Times‘!

How can this be considered ‘Breaking News’ when it being almost one year and everyone already knew Mas Selamat is long gone?

Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng narrowed it to either of two scenarios: one, he is in Singapore and hidden by sympathisers unknown to the authorities, or, two, he has fled the country.

Asked which was the more likely, Mr Wong told The Straits Times: ‘It’s very hard to say. Both scenarios are plausible. Maybe the second one is more plausible.’

And esteemed Minister Wong Kan Seng still had to narrow down to the above two scenarios? What other scenarios can there be? 😮

Also, you gotta love how he decides the plausibility of his narrowed down scenarios. 😆

He added: ‘I can’t say whether he’s in Indonesia, the Philippines or whatever. The moment you leave Singapore, you can find a place to go.’

That’s almost as useful telling someone that when you go to a food court, you can buy food.

I guess it’s time to change my blog’s header image? 😆