8 things you do not need to know

1) 6 Inspiring Rags to Riches Stories (That Are Bullshit)

2) Funny Toilets From Around The World

A guys toilet is his throne. Often becoming a territorial issue, the bathroom, if one is married, is usually the only place left in the house that he can still call his own. There are many bones of contention when it comes to the commode:

* are you a seat up or seat down kind of guy
* toilet roll, over or under
* do you light a match or spray
* door open or door closed

3) 8 Customers Everyone Hates

Which ones are you guilty of?

4) Woman gave birth to 8 children (octuplets) has already 6 children

Woman who gave birth to Octuplets: darn, should have been a Singaporean. Missed out on the baby bonus!

PS: refer to below for a woman who can definitely feed 8 babies

5) The World’s Biggest Breasts

I only wished that I have 20% of what she has got. Her tits look like she can breastfeed 8 kids at once. Refer to above.

Both women should start contacting each other if they haven’t already thought of it. I am brilliant

6) A guy’s reaction on discovering White pubic hair

There, nestled amongst the sleeping other black pubic hair, was a white one.

A white pubic hair.

I had a white pube.

Complete mental breakdown in 5…4…3…2….

“Ohmigod!” I shrieked. “Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Oh-my-fucking-God! I have a white pubic hair! I’ve been invaded! This is significant! I am not emotionally mature enough to handle this yet!”

7) Association of Bloggers (Singapore)

Association of Bloggers (Singapore) has lost another two three members. So now they are left with 3 2 members plus their president.

From 10 members to 3, the rest have resigned or left. Knn even lose weight not so fast. And I still need to lose 5 kgs for my d&d in 6 days

8 ) World’s best and funniest passenger complaint letter

Dear Mr Branson

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.

2009-01-31

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