work is fucking stressful now. I am handling 2 person’s work, as I have to cover my colleague who is going to the US of A to teach our ang moh colleague. But our ang moh colleague happily resign, and hence he has to cover his work. WTF LAHHHHHH, he cover the ang moh’s work, i cover his work, who cover my work?
These few days are worse as my boss is on leave and hence I have to report to my big boss (ahem the head of the division). 2 more days, hope nothing cock up then.
anyway the ang moh colleague is leaving to find a job as the risk manager, but judging from the standard of work he has provided us, he is going to be a risky manager instead.
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love my division as I can openly swear, eg “what the fuck is he doing? Fucking accountants!” But today I forgot and swore in front of a colleague from another division. Oops. I am smashed my shu-nu image.
MRS Lim: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Colleague: I thought you say you are shu-nu.
MRS Lim: yeah, I am a fucking shu-nu
Colleague: O_O Too much information
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On the title above on why I don’t need any more enemies. Below are 2 good examples.
Incident 1
Mrs Lim: hmm, do you think I can wear black to a wedding?
Colleague: Can lah. People will understand
Mrs Lim: why will people understand?
Colleague: Cause black makes people look thinner mah.
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Incident 2
Mrs Lim: Hey, have you checked this part?
Colleague: yeah I have but if you want to recheck you can
Mrs Lim: Its ok lah, I TRUST you
Colleague: but i don’t want to THRUST you leh.
2008-10-30