porn sisters

The title of this blog post resulted due to this conversation I have with my sis. She’s in my project group (Surprise, sisters in the same project group!) and she was telling everybody about the adultfriendfinder popups she has.

So obviously the question I asked was ” So you surf porn right?”

And then she said “No, I don’t surf. *pause 1 second* But I watch porn.”

And at this point in time, I was laughing hysterically cause I NEVER expected her to watch porn. And we even care that there is a male project member (whom I shall nicknamed Mr Pervert) listening to all this.

And the best line she said ” But you also watch right.”

I think the looks on all my project mates should be captured and maybe sent for some competition. And they think that my family is ultra horny -_-. And stupid said sister actually don’t watch porn, cause “I never see any dicks one”. Walau, then anyhow admit.

Ok now on the story of Mr Pervert. I initially wanted to write a long rant about him, but i think i shall save the energy for more constructive matters. Cause all i feel at this project mate is anger. He has been jabbing about my weight, size, boobs’ size and so on. And i think he is verging on rude. I have worked hard to lose so much weight, and he isnt very kind when he said I got low metabolic rate or hinted that I need to exercise more. Screw you and your puny dick. Saying that, let me just put it on record that it is rude when guys comment about girls’ boobs in front of them. Maybe once, we let it slide, but when you keep going 3-4 times, its time to replace the “head” with the limited grey matter you have.

But being Mrs Lim, I shall take it as a challenge. Mr Pervert said that I am big-sized. I shall lose 4-5 kgs within these 2 months via exercise. It will be a good graduation present for myself. And I may be bigger than normal Singapore girls, but i am definitely not verging on fat which Mr Pervert kept hinting. I wear a UK size 10-12 and belong to the curvaceous family which somehow is not very appreciated by guys unless at clubs.

Enough about Mr Pervert and his dickhead comments. I was so pissed at him after 1 project meeting that I had to cry in the toilet to compose myself during another project meeting. And the project mates suspected something was wrong with me, cause I took half an hour to get back from the toilet 🙁 Sucks that we are projectmates for 2 projects 🙁

Ok, now let me talk about clubbing. I have realised that there is this new trend about guys picking girls up in clubs nowadays. In the old days and maybe sometimes now, guys will openly ask girls to dance with them, or maybe start dancing near them to indicate their interest. But somehow in the past few times I have clubbed in Singapore lately, the guys will park themselves strategically behind girls. And I use the word “park” cause they are practically motionless except for their hands which may slowly roam to the girl’s waist or hips.

Hmmmm. Am I the only one observing this? Has this practice been around for a long time?

I remember there was a horrifying incident in Shanghai once though but It was a one-off incident. Usually in the many times I club in Shanghai, nothing of that sort happens. My friend and I were dancing when suddenly I felt the dance floor was getting kinda squeezy. So we tried to move to a slightly less crowded area and that’s when I realised I couldn’t move. My friend sensing something is wrong, managed to wriggle through the crowd, and I realised I was stuck and unable to move. That’s when I realised someone was holding my waist down pretty tightly, and I had to push him away. It was pretty scary, cause we were surrounded by his guys in black though.

so back to my question. Hmmmm. Am I the only one observing this (guys parking behind girls)? O r has this practice been around for a long time?

2008-03-01

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