For best effect, you MUST read them aloud.
English: That’s not right
Chinese: Sum Ting Wong
English: Are you harboring a fugitive?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding
English: See me ASAP
Chinese: Kum Hia Nao
English: Stupid Man
Chinese: Dum Fuk
English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni
English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan
English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
English: I think you need a face lift
Chinese: Chin Tu Fat
English: It’s very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim
English: I thought you were on a diet
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching
English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King
English: Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Chinese: Wai Yu Kum Nao
English: Staying out of sight
Chinese: Lei Ying Lo
English: He’s cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka
English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Poo
English: Great
Chinese: Fa Kin Su Pa
All tongue in cheek of course.
Hello, My name is mr lim and I am a Chinese.
2008-02-17