Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

For best effect, you MUST read them aloud.

English: That’s not right
Chinese: Sum Ting Wong

English: Are you harboring a fugitive?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding

English: See me ASAP
Chinese: Kum Hia Nao

English: Stupid Man
Chinese: Dum Fuk

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan

English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

English: I think you need a face lift
Chinese: Chin Tu Fat

English: It’s very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim

English: I thought you were on a diet
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Chinese: Wai Yu Kum Nao

English: Staying out of sight
Chinese: Lei Ying Lo

English: He’s cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Poo

English: Great
Chinese: Fa Kin Su Pa

Tongue in Cheek

All tongue in cheek of course.

Hello, My name is mr lim and I am a Chinese.

2008-02-17

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