Movie Review: The Golden Compass

The Golden Compass

Lazy movie reviewer day

Do not waste your hard-earned money on this movie. If only for the armoured polar bears. Mutha fuckin’ armoured polar bears!

And there’s all this hooha surrounding this movie being Anti-Christian. One of my friend is a Christian and he didn’t find anything offensive in the movie and honestly, I really can’t be bothered.

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 2.5/5