Simon: I’ve been seeing the same prostitute for about 3 months now and last night she said that because I was a regular client, and loyal, I deserved a “slut discount”. I now only have to pay Â£20 for the full works, it used to be Â£30.
Lee: Thats brilliant, what are you going to do with the money you save?
Simon: Well, its my wife’s birthday soon, so I might take her out for a nice meal.
Lee: Your such a romantic, she is lucky to have you.
Simon: Yeah, I know.