Lucky Wife

Lucky Wife

Simon: I’ve been seeing the same prostitute for about 3 months now and last night she said that because I was a regular client, and loyal, I deserved a “slut discount”. I now only have to pay £20 for the full works, it used to be £30.

Lee: Thats brilliant, what are you going to do with the money you save?

Simon: Well, its my wife’s birthday soon, so I might take her out for a nice meal.

Lee: Your such a romantic, she is lucky to have you.

Simon: Yeah, I know.