Auntie Masseuse

My brother has the most awesome friends.

They were at this place I forgot where the other day and this lady in her forties (OKAY AUNTIE!) approached them, she was dressed pretty provocatively and made some small talk before revealing her true intentions.

“So hamson, wanna massage?”

Everyone just stared at her for a moment before one of them asked her;

“Where’s the toilet? I need to puke.”