Movie Review: Epic Movie

Lazy movie reviewer day

I just wished some of the characters had a longer screen time (Borat, Nacho, Paris Hilton) but that’s obviously impossible with the number of titles they’re trying to cram into the 95 minutes.

“Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?”

“Uh-huh.”

“It’s a special secret ingredient. It’s real human parts. There’s gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.”

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3.5/5

2007-02-26

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