I’m so gonna try this when I visit the school’s canteen.
“Mee Goreng. With pork.”
Addendum: This video is no longer available. This excerpt from Singapore Angle sums it up;
Imagine a group of white supremacists going up to a Chinese Singaporean who wears spectacles. They take away his spectacles, asking if he can see without them. Comments are also made about how “they all seem to wear spectacles”. As he protests, comments are made about the way he speaks English. They parody his accent by imitating old Hong Kong movies, with questions like “Doo dey speek Engrish een der Sharowleen Teempul?”