Let’s ChaCha!

ChaCha is this new little search engine that has this pretty awesome feature, searching with Guide. When you’re searching for something, there’ll be a (supposedly real) person chatting with you on their tagbox helping you with your search. Which doesn’t sound fun at all until you go try it yourself.

Searched for: sex

Status: Looking for a guide …
Status: Connected to guide: SamanthaB
SamanthaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
SamanthaB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
SamanthaB: Please be more specific as to what you’re looking for on this topic.
You: ok
You: I need it fast!
SamanthaB: Please be more specific as to what you’re looking for on this topic.
You: porn!
SamanthaB: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

More after the jump.

Searched for: michael jackson’s address

Status: Looking for a guide …
Status: Connected to guide: LindaB
LindaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindaB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: ya i really need to know
LindaB: Ok, Searching…
LindaB: Its in las vegas that much I do know
You: the exact address
LindaB: Ok, Searching…
You: Thanks, i need to send him a package.
You: ?
You: you there?
LindaB: Yes
LindaB: Got it….
You: the links over on the right?
LindaB: 110 S.E th Street Las vegas Nv 89115
You: wow
You: sweet
You: verified?
LindaB: it what it says on his fan site that I cannot get to download for me
You: thanks
LindaB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: nope that’s good enough. I can finally take my revenge..
LindaB: Good Luck with that and have a nice evening.

LindaB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Searched for: monkey dancing on hippo video

Status: Looking for a guide …
Status: Connected to guide: HectorR
HectorR: Welcome to ChaCha!
HectorR: Hello user.
You: YO!
HectorR: What up?
You: hmm it’s so slow
HectorR: What’s so slow?
You: the time I’m waiting for the results to appear
HectorR: lol,
You: can you help me find the video?
HectorR: I don’t think there’s a video of a hippo dancing.
You: a monkey dancing!
You: not a hippo
HectorR: Ok.
HectorR: Give me a sec, ok?
You: my friend sent me earlier but i lost it..
HectorR: Was it on youtube?
HectorR: And was it a real monkey?
You: ya
You: i think so
HectorR: ok, I’ll see what I can do.
You: maybe i should try google videos
You: ?
HectorR: Yes?
HectorR: Youtube doesn’t have it.
HectorR: I’ll try google for you.
You: thanks alot
HectorR: Was it really funny?
You: i guess so
You: IT WAS A FRICKING DANCING MONKEY ON A HIPPO!
HectorR: What the?
You: f?
HectorR: I can’t seem to find it.
You: you found anything?
You: uh nvm
You: i’ll get it from my friend then
HectorR: Hey, have you heard about alluc.org
You: what’s that?
HectorR: It’s a website……
You: do they have videos of monkey dancing on hippos?
HectorR: where you can get any episode of almost any show ever created.
HectorR: all for free.
HectorR: Sorry, I don’t.
You: oh
You: thanks
HectorR: Like Southpark, family guy, spiderman, smallville, etc.
You: is it legal?
HectorR: Yes.
HectorR: For you use.
You: how do they make money?
HectorR: FOr the website no. lol
HectorR: advertisements.
You: oh okay haha
You: thanks
HectorR: Let me get you the link.
You: alluc.org
You: got it
HectorR: Ok.
HectorR: Have a great morning.
You: evening
HectorR: And hope you find that video.
You: but whatever 🙂
HectorR: 🙂
HectorR: Bye.
HectorR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

This is even more fun than Funland and PS2 combined! I would’ve continued searching but the web site is painfully slow so I guess I’ll try a bit later.

2007-01-09

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