ASEAN Football Championship Singapore 11 Laos 0

WOOHOO! Oh fan-fucking-tastic! WE WON LAOS!

Is Singapore so void of worthy achievements that even such a minute ‘feat’ can be considered news?

It’s 11-0 against LAOS, my friend told me the odds were just $20. Try again when you go 11-0 against Arsenal, Singapore.

LOL. Sorry, couldn’t resist.