Are you happy to see me or is it happy new year?

A great man once said, “Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.”

I’m a great man, but unfortunately I never said that, Benjamin Franklin did.

Or if you’re feeling exceptionally gay, you can try singing along to the Happy New Year Worldsong.

Happy new year, happy happy new year…