DAD:This sotong jacket is whose?
Mrs Lim:Huh? what sotong?
DAD: Can’t you see the jacket has feelers?
PS: my jacket is the tie front type with a long “feeler” on each side to tie in front.
DAD: eh, don’t eat in your room. Later the ants come.
Mrs Lim: Won’t lah. *continues to munch on keropok*. Salty. The ants won’t come.
DAD: the cockroaches will. They eat anything. That’s why they survived for so long.
Mrs Lim: -______-2006-10-26