My dad says the darnest things

DAD:This sotong jacket is whose?

Mrs Lim:Huh? what sotong?

DAD: Can’t you see the jacket has feelers?

PS: my jacket is the tie front type with a long “feeler” on each side to tie in front.

DAD: eh, don’t eat in your room. Later the ants come.

Mrs Lim: Won’t lah. *continues to munch on keropok*. Salty. The ants won’t come.

DAD: the cockroaches will. They eat anything. That’s why they survived for so long.

Mrs Lim: -______-