Movie Review: Snakes on a Plane

(everything you ever need to know about dealing with snakes on a plane)

Lazy movie reviewer day

Aka. the most ridiculous way of killing someone in a movie ever.

Chinese dude just murdered some prosecutor dude and some other dude caught him in the act so he got some other snake dude to release snakes on the witness dude’s plane. Absolutely brilliant.

Who needs to hire a mutha fuckin killer when you can use mutha fuckin snakes?

Rating: 4/5

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