Hallo Mr ANAL MOTHERFUCKER

Paiseh. This is going to be a ranting entry.

Either I am good at sussing people out based on my acute observations, or you are really a damn fucking cheebye face who loves to suck out to other, boast and flaunt your fucking limited non-existent powers at work.

Phwar, I am so fucking scared.

Well FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR NON-EXISTENT IN A DARK CORNER DESK, FUCK YOUR CHEEBYE FACE, fuck your attitude, fuck your car, fuck everything about you.

I actually wanted to say fuck your parents, fuck your wife, fuck your 2 sons but that would be mean cause it ain’t their fault so all the “fuck yous” to them will be accumulated in your debt. SO FUCK YOUR FUCKING SELF.

I tolerated your selfish self when you fuckingly decide to retain your place for the exercise class by paying although you do not attend a single lesson ( it is lesson number 7 now) rather than give me the place when I would attend it religiously. You know that you would never ever attend the class or whatsoever but you prefer to see someone who wants the place more disappointed. FOR THAT, fuck your cheebye heart.

I hate bootlickers but I tolerated your bootlicking behaviour to all the bosses. How does soil taste? MOTHERFUCKER.

But today takes the cake. The fact that you can shout at your colleagues for laughing ( of course we will not share the joke with you ) and “disturbing” your work, when the bosses are not around, trying to flaunt the painfully little power you have just makes you a L-O-S-E-R. Fucking loser.

Oh, and I think you disturbed my precious work when you started to talk loudly and bootlick with the bosses later. But it’s alright to disturb my work or other people’s work cause your work is more important. I am so sorry that you are such an absolute ASSHOLE.

But thank you for being the butt of the jokes for the next 3 hours. For your sudden outburst at us, you have rendered yourself a nincompoop.

Hallo MR ANAL MOTHERFUCKER.

ps: Oh, and I heard you can’t take jokes. Oh dear. By the way, I am not joking when I roll my eyes at you everytime I walk past you. My eye-rolling is not a joke.

2006-05-17

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