dateless on saturday

Life’s sad. Everybody is busy ( except me ) this saturday. My friend invited me to her church’s choir singing. I want to give it a miss lest I feel uncomfortable at the event. (oh yes, I am a non-christian.) So I have to ensure that I have something on this sat.
I initially have a dinner appointment with Mr Fag but he cancelled it cause he is having a dinner with his family. Ok, I also believe family comes first.

I jioed Cute Guy out and that loser bastard wanted me to pay for him. Pui. I will pay my own share but not pay for you. Unless it is your birthday.

So how?