I had the following conversation with a friend.
Mrs Lim: i had a blowjob yesterday
Friend:u blow who or wat
Mrs Lim:i blow a cup
Friend:i blow my coffee everyday
Mrs Lim:i really had a bj
Mrs Lim:but it was on a cup
Friend:u blow a cup?
Mrs Lim:it is a drink called blowjob lah
Mrs Lim:yes, i blew the cup
Mrs Lim:so creamy
Friend:alcoholic driunk makes u grow old
Friend:so cut down
Friend:Anyway. so u get an orgasm?
Mrs Lim:i think the cup got an orgasm
Mrs Lim:my licking skills so good
Friend:i dunno abt that.. haha
Mrs Lim:it is ok. We love the same sex anyway
After which he asked me to log into SingaporeBoys to see a guy. My friend is Mr Fag lah.
The part about the alcohol makes me look old is true. All my friends were carded EXCEPT ME. I mean if all of us were not carded, then I wouldnt be so upset. But I was the odd one out.