A person I shall not hang out with

Miss Pooh

My colleague aka good friend has been a motivating force to binge.

Everytime I am with her, we will go and try nice food and grow fat.

Wait, Miss Pooh has higher metabolism than Mrs Lim. Thus she is eating to fuel her daily energy needs while I am eating to increase my adipose cells storage. She doesn’t gain weight while the weighing machine can no longer take my weight anymore.

Why is life so unfair?

I told Miss Pooh that we have been hanging out too much by eating and she agreed. I told her this after we bought old chang kee and some sushi for tea break.

And after I told her that, I told Miss Pooh that we have been hanging out too much by eating and she agreed. I told her this after we went to eat at Jalan Kayu Roti Prata for dinner.

Did you see the contradiction? Within a span of a few hours, Miss Pooh and I forgot our promise not to hang out to eat anymore.

And straight away after eating the roti pratas, we saw indian rojak. Our salivas start to churn and like magic, a plate of indian rojak appeared on our table which we tucked in heartedly.

i think we just promised each other a few minutes ago not to hang out and eat anymore.

After we left the stall where we ate our dinner, we passed by a neighbouring store which sells the authentic JALAN KAYU roti prata. The roti pratas we had were small and miserly while the authentic ones looks big and crispy. TMD. We just filled our stomachs with horrible,oily food not worth eating.

Miss Pooh and I loved similar food. Too similar I must add. I just told her we should try the prawn dumpling noodles at amoy street. And the nasi padang at kallang. And the food at bedok simpang. And and…..

Mrs Lim can conduct a food tour already.

Tell me to stay away from Miss Pooh.

2006-01-06

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