What sort of drunk are you?

There is the EMOTIONAL drunk.

There is the UNCONSCIOUS drunk.

There is the REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE DRUNK drunk.

There is the VIOLENT drunk.

I am just a FUNNY drunk.

Some of the funny things I do include exclaiming loudly a couple of times to the ENTIRE party room

” I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BOOBIES.”

In fact Miss Eloquent’s Boobies.

The weird thing was that I was thinking in the beginning that we should have a drunk and our party will be more memorable. In the end, I turned out to the the drunk.

The party went on smoothly for most of the people. (Certain people didnt enjoy as they do not know most of the other people. )

I got drunk cause we played the ” I have never” game in which people who have done the things mentioned have to drink. Nabeh. My friends all decided to sabo me and 2 full rounds were targeted at me. Which meant that I was mostly the only one drinking 36 times in a row. I drank kalau neat which had 20%. My friends managed to find 36 things which affected me only. Evurl things. Miss Pooh helped some of the other people think of things to sabo me. After that game, I just went to the toilet to merlion and everybody knew. 🙁

so paiseh.

Mr Different Wavelength lectured me on msn about my drinking habits and how I always drink with no control. 🙁

And lady’s luck is not with me today.

  • Miss Pooh and I went down to suntec carrefour only to realise that it is closed for stock-taking.
  • Not to mention, I lost the most number of times for the guessing number game ( chao qi mi ma ). What are the chances when there are more than 10 numbers to choose from? Argh, I always get the jackpot number.
  • And for the Indian Poker game, my card will drop and be shown since I am clumsy and it is forfeit time again. Alchohol again.
  • Some of the 36 stuff which I did
    1) Got hit on by a po-piah hawker
    2) Did not know how to use SAM machine
    3) wear a polka dot dress
    4) act as a mistress for a past uni school project
    5) acknowledged that I am a M-A-M-A-S-A-N.
    6) worked in a coffee shop before.

    I got more xmas presents from Miss Superficial and Miss Mono-High Pitch Voice.
    Miss Superficial got me a clutch, a pair of earrings and a badge.
    Miss Mono-High Pitch Voice got me a nice angel $3.50 ( perth currency) magnet, a card and a small cup which says ” party babe.”

    Miss Superficial just said that I am still highly drunk and in denial. I cant wait to see all my embarassing photos which I had taken especially the one with me peering down Miss Eloquent’s chest.

    I still want to see Boobies.

    I shall digress and talk about dress code. Our dress code for the night was dress. In my own words when I sent out the invites, ” dress code so dress lor”. In the end, the 3 hosts turned up in dresses with a couple more people tricked. The rest just turned up in semi-formal skirts with the exception of Miss Pooh. Miss Pooh being a helper decided to abuse the little authority she has and come dressed in *gasp* a pair of jeans and black tee-shirt. Some guys were tricked into business attires. Haaaaaa!

    2005-12-29

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