Chinese New Year comes early for this certain Bobby Gaga. To be absolutely honest, the video did struck me as being very silly but at the same time, you can tell a good amount of effort has actually been put into writing the song’s lyrics to match the original song.

The video comes with the lyrics so you can definitely include this in your family’s CNY karaoke session lineup.

Case report:
The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries.

The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen. Under general anaesthesia, laparotomy was performed through an upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The two defects were repaired in two layers. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was lavaged with normal saline before closure. The condition of the patient improved rapidly following routine postoperative care and she was discharged home after 10 days.

Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora. An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born…

…While closing the abdominal wall, curiosity could not be contained any longer and the patient was interviewed with the help of a sympathetic nursing sister. The whole story did not become completely clear during that day but, with some subsequent inquiries, the whole saga emerged.

The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse. Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practised fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued. She had never had a period and there was no trace of lochia after the caesarean section. She had been worried about the increase in her abdominal size but could not believe she was pregnant although it had crossed her mind more often as her girth increased and as people around her suggested that she was pregnant. She did recall several episodes of lower abdominal pain during the previous year. The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

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A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH (Jeffcoate1975), but it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances (Bernards & Bouman 1976). It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult. The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.

Now we wait for the movie adaptation.

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Clothing is crushing us! Trapped in tomb-like textiles, we exile our flesh from experiencing the environment.

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The latest and greatest DotA Allstars AI map download. Obviously some abilites are not working for the bots yet (they learn them but never use them). This is expected and will be addressed by the map creator BMP in future versions.

Other than that, this version should be good enough for all new players who would like to simply try out or practice using the new heroes, Slark the Murloc Nightcrawler and Kaldr the Ancient Apparition.

Download link after the jump.

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Huge crowds mainly consisting of men asking for handjobs were sorely disappointed when the staff starting trimming and painting their nails.

How many people who actually reposted “Help donating to the victims, just by clicking.” over and over again actually donated a single cent to the Haiti rescue effort?

The perfect toilet companion, the next time you’re planning to spend a considerable time on the shitter, you don’t have to decide whether you wanna bring with you your latest Adrian Mole novel, the Straits Times or your PSP/Gameboy/iTouch (what’s everyone calling their iPod Touch).

Just so happens someone’s birthday is coming soon…