Remember the blog entry which I wrote about my blog marriage?

As most married couples do have a healthy sex life, blog couples ( Mr Lim and Mrs Lim ) also do have a healthy sex life.

Sex on irc/msn is called cyber sex.

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As you can see, Mr Lim have a similar sex post.

And accidents babies do get created.

and hence I present my blog son BrianLim. He is smart cause brian spells like brain. As you can see, his good genes came from me. I assure you, he is just as charming as Mr Lim.

As internet is much faster than reality, you have just witnessed the birth of my baby after blog sex with Mr Lim.

Ever wonder how Santa Claus does it every year? Flying reindeers, getting down the chimney when he’s even fatter than the models of slimming pills advertisements. I found this USATODAY.com article done 3 years ago as part of their ‘Talk Today’ and it answers all the questions you’ve been wanting to ask, by Santa himself.

Technorati tags: xmas, santa claus, slimming

game score, originally uploaded by mrslim.

Gotten via Lancerlord

Spent the whole afternoon playing games. Beat my score!

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And No, I did not clear my room today.

I decided to plan that I shall be at home this sunday. Considering I haven’t been at home on sundays for a long time, I am enjoying the break at home. No pushy christmas crowd at home. Just my lovely smelly bed and I.

Supposed to clear my smelly room today but I haven gotten around to doing it.

Okie time to eat my apple chips and pizza now.

weekends are sinful.

I just recalled the funny exchange between Mr-think-he-is-charming and Mr Jie Mei with regards to parking.

Illegal Parking I mean.

We will having some problems finding the car park on thurs when we were given the choice of parking at

1) double yellow line inside some lane where we cannot really watch the car. Fine 60 bucks

2) loading bay inside the same lane where we still cannot watch the car. However there is a lorry at the loading bay parking illegally already . Fine 100 bucks.

3) as suggested by Mr Jie Mei. In front of the bus stop where there are a whole string of taxis parking illegally for customers. The car will be directly in front of us about 30 metres away. Fine ( alot alot alot according to Mr Think he is charming )

We chose number 2 since both cars hid behind the lorry.

Mr Think he is charming thinks that Jie Mei is crap to suggest number 3 as the summon will be damn ex and since it is damn illegal to park at the bus stop along the main road. However, when we leave the place, we saw some cars parking at the bus stop. WTF.

Upon which Mr Jie Mei now feels he gave a fantastic suggestion.

Luckily I don’t drive yet. Ha!

I screamed at my kid today. I never got so agitated before to the point that I shouted at him for 1 full hour non-stop. I felt my blood pressure rising.

A break for me to get some fresh air before continuing would have been good to both of us. But unfortunately I can’t.

I guess it is the fact that he doesn’t know what LCM is which I have taught him previously a few years ago.

I guess it is the fact that he still did not understand when I explained it to him for about half an hour a concept which he has been learning for a couple of years.

I guess it is the fact that he did not complete his homework.

I guess it is the fact that his handwriting is so untidy even when I scolded him about it many many times.

I guess today my threshold limit just broke and I totally lost it.

After the 1 hour screaming match with me losing my head and cool and the poor him being subdued into a scared kid, I felt bad. Totally guilty that I lost my cool.

I guess the more emotionally involved I am with my charges, the more I will lose my cool when I teach. Like how I can be totally nice to people who do not matter at all.

I will bake him a ultra gingerbread man or muffin for xmas.

After the tiring session which ended, I went to do some xmas shopping. My inital plan was to proceed down to ikea to search for my wooden boxes but the weather thought that rain will be a game plan instead. Darn!

After spending 2 hrs looking aimlessly for my wooden boxes, I gave up and decided that I shall give commercial presents this year. No handmade presents for this year except for whatever I am baking.

I bought a dress too for myself since the party I am organising has a dress code which is a dress. Only 6 bucks for the dress so I can’t resist at all although I am poor.

And I shopped by myself alone. I need some time alone to myself.

PS: Metro Woodlands has a super friendly salesgirl ( temp staff ) which greeted me the moment I entered. Kudos to her.