A couple was walking along Orchard Road;

Boyfriend: Wanna go one corner and kiss for one minute?

Girlfriend ignores Boyfriend and brushed him off.

A couple just finished dinner at a coffee shop. They saw another guy wearing a shirt either from Topman or Armani Exchange.

Guy: Wah, that shirt quite nice right?
Girl: Chey! Looks like $10 shirt…

Another Guy: Fucking bitch. Think they talking about me sia…

On the MRT train.

Boy: (Pointing to the railing above him) Mommy, why there got pole? For what one?
Mom: Only when you grow taller and taller and taller, then you can hold the pole okay?

This couple was queueing up at a hawker centre stall.

Husband: (Holding a 50 dollar note) Got small change?
Wife: (Stares at her husband) Very clever ah?

Mother: Do you think the sky is getting hazier?
Daughter: No la. Where got? Still can see the sun right? Not hazy la.

Boy: I want to buy Hyundai next time..
Girl: (shocked look) Ah? What you say?
Boy: I want buy a Hyundai car..
Girl: Hahaha. Chey! I thought you say hentai..