A couple was walking along Orchard Road; Boyfriend: Wanna go one corner and kiss for one minute? Girlfriend ignores Boyfriend and brushed him off.

A couple just finished dinner at a coffee shop. They saw another guy wearing a shirt either from Topman or Armani Exchange. Guy: Wah, that shirt quite nice right? Girl: Chey! Looks like $10 shirt… Another Guy: Fucking bitch. Think they talking about me sia…

On the MRT train. Boy: (Pointing to the railing above him) Mommy, why there got pole? For what one? Mom: Only when you grow taller and taller and taller, then you can hold the pole okay?

This couple was queueing up at a hawker centre stall. Husband: (Holding a 50 dollar note) Got small change? Wife: (Stares at her husband) Very clever ah?

Mother: Do you think the sky is getting hazier? Daughter: No la. Where got? Still can see the sun right? Not hazy la.

Boy: I want to buy Hyundai next time.. Girl: (shocked look) Ah? What you say? Boy: I want buy a Hyundai car.. Girl: Hahaha. Chey! I thought you say hentai..