My new ‘can’t get this tune out of my head’ song;

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it’s good to be
ALIVE
and I’m a famous rapper
even when the paths’re all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to “De Colores”
And “I’m Proud to be an American”
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it’s good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read

I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run the business
And I can make you wanna buy a product

Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

I can split the atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won’t stop

And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let’em all die in exasperation
Have-’em healed from their lacerations
Have’em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don’t like’em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite

and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handle bars

No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

It was an absolute blast! The weather was good, the music was great and the company was impeccable, and above all, I learned a great deal about AIDS/HIV

Didn’t go to the concert? Don’t worry, you too can learn more about AIDS/HIV from the official event website, LoveAmp.sg

I would like to extend my thanks to Xavier for sending me the tickets.

The only thing that bugs me?

Hady Mirza’s HIV “joke”.

(I would share the joke here except it’s simply too ridiculous and senseless to be even considered a joke.)

How can the Health Promotion Board allow one of their spokesperson (in a way, since he was invited to be part of the concert), to make such a tasteless joke and get away with saying an obviously insincere ‘sorry’?

Addendum: I’m a born again Stefanie Sun Yan Zi fan! 孙燕姿! 我们永远支持你!

Addendum 2: Due to popular demand, I’ll be posting Hady Mirza’s “joke” here in a while. Stay tuned!

Addendum 3: For everyone who’s interested, you can now find Hady Mirza’s HIV “joke” here.

I know the player with the slick trigger finger for Her Majesty
Another one with the golden tone voice and then your fantasy
Another bill from a killer turned a thrill into a tragedy

A door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Someone that you think that you can trust is just
Another way to die

Another tricky little gun giving solace to the one that will never see the sunshine
Another inch of your life sacrificed for your brother in the nick of time
Another dirty money, heaven sent honey turning on a dime

A door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Someone that you think that you can trust is just
Another way to die

Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oah!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Another girl with her finger on the world singing to you what you want to hear
Another gun thrown down and surrendered took away your fear
Hey!
Another man that stands right behind you looking in the mirror

A door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Someone that you think that you can trust is just
Another way to die

It’s just another way
Shoot ‘em up
Bang bang

Bang bang bang bang

My new favourite song of the moment.

Free – and legally

I have no idea what’s this article about but THANK YOU!

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“It never gets old, huh?”
“Nope”
It kinda makes you wanna…break into song? Yup!
I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky
I love big bridges, I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world, and all it’s sights and sounds
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
I love the ocean, I love real dirty things
I love to go fast, I love Egyptian kings
I love the whole world and all it’s craziness
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
I love tornadoes, I love arachnids
I love hot magma, I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, It’s such a brilliant place
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada…

Oh these ancient skies
I’ve had these wandering eyes
but you took me by surprise
when you let me inside of you

Inside of you
Inside of you
There’s got to be
Some part of me
Inside of you

Inside of you, I could cross this desert plane
Inside of you, I can hear you scream my name
Inside of you, while the stars unfold
I’ve crossed me heart and I’ve crossed the world
And I need you here and I need to be
Inside of you

Now the flowers bloom
I feel you creep into my room
And if this should be our tune
I’ll die here inside of you

And the world explodes
I’ve never been down this road
Teach me how to glow
While I’m moving
Inside of you

Inside of you, the restless find their dreams
Inside of you, this king has found his queen
Inside of you, all the stars unfold
I’ve crossed me heart and I’ve crossed the world
And I need you here and I need to be
Inside of you

Inside of you
Bay blue
So say it’s you
To thoughts untrue
Who I woo
It’s you I woo

Through and through
And through and through
There’s so much more than just a screw
Inside of you

And I was blizzard blind
Felt like I’ve lost me mind
But you’ve treated me so kind
I don’t know what to do.

My new favourite song, now all I’ve gonna do is memorize the lyrics.

The album that I can never find anywhere in Singapore. Blah.