Movie Review: The Expendables

Movie Review: The Expendables

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Pure action, star-studded, gore-fest with a plot so convulated that doesn’t really make sense. Nicely done, Sylvester Stallone, now go back to whatever you were doing before you made Jet Li look like such a lame ass (What happened to your awesomeness Jet Li?!).

You gotta love the Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger cameo scene! And definitely check out The Expendables’ YouTube page here.

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Rating: 3.5/5

Movie Review: Step Up 3D

Movie Review: Step Up 3D

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Makes me kinda wanna start dancing and do all those crazy spins and handstands.

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Rating: 3/5

Movie Review: Inception

Movie Review: Inception

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SO FUCKING BRILLIANT!

If you can only watch one movie this year, this is THE movie to watch.

Walking out of the theatre, I’m still in a daze wondering if I’m still dreaming.

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Rating: 5/5

Movie Review: Despicable Me

Movie Review: Despicable Me

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Rating: 3/5

Movie Review: Toy Story 3

Movie Review: Toy Story 3

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Andy has grown up and leaving for college soon, what’s gonna happen to Woody, Buzz and friends?

So full of awesomeness. Makes me wanna rewatch the first and second Toy Story all over again (teary-eyed).

And you gonna love the attention to realism (ageing);

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Rating: 5/5

Movie Review: Killers

Movie Review: Killers

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Never mind all the rumours that the gorgeous Katherine Heigl is a diva.

Never mind that the movie ended so abruptly.

If you’re up for a 100 minutes of gratifying action and eye-candy, then yes, this film is for you!

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Rating: 3/5

Movie Review: Shrek Forever After

Movie Review: Shrek Forever After

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Well, in preparation for this, I had decided to rewatch Shrek 1, 2 and 3. Turns out, the way the story progressed, there really wasn’t any need for that. One can just watch the latest installment without missing any major plotline.

Enjoyable film, especially since it had been quite a while since my last movie outing.

This time round, the story revolves around Rumpelstiltskin who tricks Shrek into signing a magical contract and changes his life…forever?

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Rating: 3/5