Lazy movie reviewer day You’d think a movie starring Jay Chou (and not called ‘Initial D’) will suck, you’re wrong. It’s pretty darn entertaining. LAWL. Let’s make a movie making fun of an Asian superstar! Gonna see if the original 1966 with Bruce Lee’s Kato’s any better! Also kinda makes me wonder how the movie [...]

Lazy movie reviewer day I actually kinda enjoyed it, characters’ interactions and all but if you’re more into mindless killings and wtf endings then go for Skyline, seriously. Cause the only action you’re gonna get with monsters is the 2 aliens making out towards the ending. The above passages may contain spoilers. Rating: 3/5

Lazy movie reviewer day UHHHH NO. Not even if you’re into train collisions movie cos well, there are barely any in this one. The above passages may contain spoilers. Rating: 2/5

Lazy movie reviewer day The above passages may contain spoilers. Rating: 4/5

Lazy movie reviewer day What’s not to like about about a Robert Rodriguez slugfest starring Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Robert De Niro, Rose McGowan and Jessica Alba (JESSICAFUCKINGALBA)! The above passages may contain spoilers. Rating: 4.5/5

Lazy movie reviewer day Pure action, star-studded, gore-fest with a plot so convulated that doesn’t really make sense. Nicely done, Sylvester Stallone, now go back to whatever you were doing before you made Jet Li look like such a lame ass (What happened to your awesomeness Jet Li?!). You gotta love the Bruce Willis, Arnold [...]

Lazy movie reviewer day Makes me kinda wanna start dancing and do all those crazy spins and handstands. The above passages may contain spoilers. Rating: 3/5