This is one sweet, sweet video.

Chinese New Year comes early for this certain Bobby Gaga. To be absolutely honest, the video did struck me as being very silly but at the same time, you can tell a good amount of effort has actually been put into writing the song’s lyrics to match the original song.

The video comes with the lyrics so you can definitely include this in your family’s CNY karaoke session lineup.

ABC, easy as 1, 2, 3!

First thing I’d be doing if I were Electrico is to find a replacement hot chick asap. Of course, that’s just me.

More details after the jump.

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I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS IT’S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY I’M PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT’S A NECESSITY

Cos I…
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS

Most awesome/ridiculous lyrics ever?

And also, the checkout girl is unbelievably hawt!

My new ‘can’t get this tune out of my head’ song;

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it’s good to be
ALIVE
and I’m a famous rapper
even when the paths’re all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to “De Colores”
And “I’m Proud to be an American”
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it’s good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read

I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run the business
And I can make you wanna buy a product

Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

I can split the atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won’t stop

And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let’em all die in exasperation
Have-’em healed from their lacerations
Have’em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don’t like’em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite

and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handle bars

No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

It was an absolute blast! The weather was good, the music was great and the company was impeccable, and above all, I learned a great deal about AIDS/HIV

Didn’t go to the concert? Don’t worry, you too can learn more about AIDS/HIV from the official event website, LoveAmp.sg

I would like to extend my thanks to Xavier for sending me the tickets.

The only thing that bugs me?

Hady Mirza’s HIV “joke”.

(I would share the joke here except it’s simply too ridiculous and senseless to be even considered a joke.)

How can the Health Promotion Board allow one of their spokesperson (in a way, since he was invited to be part of the concert), to make such a tasteless joke and get away with saying an obviously insincere ’sorry’?

Addendum: I’m a born again Stefanie Sun Yan Zi fan! 孙燕姿! 我们永远支持你!

Addendum 2: Due to popular demand, I’ll be posting Hady Mirza’s “joke” here in a while. Stay tuned!

Addendum 3: For everyone who’s interested, you can now find Hady Mirza’s HIV “joke” here.