When you hear the sound of thunder, Don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy, And say these magic words: Fuck you, Thunder! You can suck my dick. You can’t get me thunder ‘cause you’re just God’s fart. After a childhood wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true, John [...]
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Candy Siow Pei Shan
Candy Siow Pei Shan, a 23 year old waitress, was driving her boyfriend’s car on Feb 12, 2011, lost control of the vehicle at the junction of Bukit Batok East Avenue 3 and Avenue 4, mounted the kerb and hit 70-year-old Tan Son Seng, who was on the pedestrian walkway. Mr Tan was crushed between [...]
View PostCrazy Vietnamese Woman on Tiger Airways
Yeo Chia Keat, 37, a project executive who was with his wife, as well as his friend Chua Teck Kwang, 37, a technician who was his family on the same flight was allegedly assaulted by a Vietnamese woman on a Tiger Airways flight from Ho Chi Minh to Singapore on Saturday. Yeo accidentally bumped the [...]
View PostDiablo III Official Release Date Announced
Finally. The magic date is 15 May 2012 and the digital version is available for pre-purchase right now for SGD90 (USD71.57) through Battle.net. On pricing, I’m a bit unsure which option to go for seeing if you’re in the US, the digital version will only set you back for USD59.99. On the other hand, Amazon [...]
View PostYippee ki-yay, motherfucker!
So I heard Die Hard 5 is coming? :O
View PostMy Favourite Chrome Extensions
So I was fooling around with some new, kooky Chrome extension and somehow, I assure you it’s not porn. It screwed up my settings and I had to do a clean installation of Chrome to actually fix the issue. Naturally, I backed up my bookmarks before the reinstallation but shortly after reinstalling my shiny new [...]
View PostGet Lost!
Singapore Tourism Board is telling Australians to get lost. According to a certain Sandra Leong, the Oceania area director, this was to challenge Australians’ current perceptions of Singapore simply as a stopover, air-conditioned shopping malls of Orchard Road, chilli crabs and Singapore Slings. I understand how that might be a problem if you’re telling your [...]
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