I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS IT’S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY I’M PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT’S A NECESSITYCos I…
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
Most awesome/ridiculous lyrics ever?
And also, the checkout girl is unbelievably hawt!