Try as I might, I really can’t figure out who’s that chick on the right. Anyone have any idea?

Well hello there!

It was around 1.30pm, Sunday and you’re wearing a green polo tee and with your boyfriend (husband?) and he seems a little sick with your constant patting and rubbing of his back.

But what really caught my attention was your nifty Google water bottle.

Something similar to the one in the above pic, but even better.

How did you obtain one? Are you a huge Google client? Do they give cool freebies like this to their valued customers?

My mom’s guessing you got it from the recent IT show but I’m thinking that’s pretty unlikely

Anyway, if you’re reading this, it’ll be really nice if you let me know where you got it so I can get one for myself as well. I’m reusing those soft drinks bottle for a water bottle and I heard that you’ll get horrible things like cancer if you use them.

Good day!

Remember the first raging debate?

And here’s the shite to end them all!

At least the scammer didn’t try to come up with some BS to smoke the guy.

Lazy movie reviewer day

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3/5

The Arte

Going round the island visiting show flats with no intention to actually buy a new house. Isn’t that the unofficial Singapore national pastime?

With regards to this, my family is no different.

So, we went down to The Arte (how the hell do you pronounce that anyway? Art-te?) the other day and stepping into the showroom, the ratio of customers:agents is something like 1:10.

Just the entrance alone is flooded with agents on the left, the right, all around!

I’ve always envied my friends who can play Pokemon on their phones while I usually settle for some stupid Snake, some half-assed racing game, Rainbow Sux or Spider-crap.

But now, I can finally do the same! Slightly laggy, but still super awesome all the same!

Download links after the jump!

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