1) 6 Inspiring Rags to Riches Stories (That Are Bullshit)

2) Funny Toilets From Around The World

A guys toilet is his throne. Often becoming a territorial issue, the bathroom, if one is married, is usually the only place left in the house that he can still call his own. There are many bones of contention when it comes to the commode:

* are you a seat up or seat down kind of guy
* toilet roll, over or under
* do you light a match or spray
* door open or door closed

3) 8 Customers Everyone Hates

Which ones are you guilty of?

4) Woman gave birth to 8 children (octuplets) has already 6 children

Woman who gave birth to Octuplets: darn, should have been a Singaporean. Missed out on the baby bonus!

PS: refer to below for a woman who can definitely feed 8 babies

5) The World’s Biggest Breasts

I only wished that I have 20% of what she has got. Her tits look like she can breastfeed 8 kids at once. Refer to above.

Both women should start contacting each other if they haven’t already thought of it. I am brilliant

6) A guy’s reaction on discovering White pubic hair

There, nestled amongst the sleeping other black pubic hair, was a white one.

A white pubic hair.

I had a white pube.

Complete mental breakdown in 5…4…3…2….

“Ohmigod!” I shrieked. “Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Oh-my-fucking-God! I have a white pubic hair! I’ve been invaded! This is significant! I am not emotionally mature enough to handle this yet!”

7) Association of Bloggers (Singapore)

Association of Bloggers (Singapore) has lost another two three members. So now they are left with 3 2 members plus their president.

From 10 members to 3, the rest have resigned or left. Knn even lose weight not so fast. And I still need to lose 5 kgs for my d&d in 6 days

8 ) World’s best and funniest passenger complaint letter

Dear Mr Branson

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.

After a lackluster day at work, with me working around the office by talking to different divisions (yeah, I am quite free), I decide to skip my colleague’s housewarming and head home. Luckily other colleagues decide to watch a movie, and the bunch of us (including the said colleague whose housewarming I missed) trooped down to watch Bride wars instead. It was more of the guys accompanying the girls since it is a chick flick.

Chick flick was predictable, but a much needed no brainer movie to perk myself up after a tormented week at work. That’s why chick flicks are so popular, it is predictable and it all ends well (something that doesn’t really happen in real life). But after watching a movie, we all became ostriches (due to sitting in the front row). But alas, no handsome colleague to rub my stiff neck away.

Anyway realized that housewarming colleague doesn’t have much friends in Singapore yet, and hence invited a bunch of colleague to his house instead. But it was just me and a girl, hence we decided to skip it instead. Btw, I am minority in my division (being a Singaporean) so my company can really be called an Multi-Nationals Corporation I guess. The 5 of us who watched the movie are from America, Italy, Brazil-Belgium, India and Singapore. We can come straight from the a
United Colors of Benetton ad.

Housewarming colleague is quite a funny guy. We were just talking and he was mentioning about being my sugar daddy.
Housewarming colleague: How about I be your sugar daddy? *flaps non-existent muscles*
Mrs Lim: Yeah, I guess you are old enough to be a sugar daddy.
Housewarming colleague: *ego deflates faster than ABS members quitting*

Been feeling out of sorts at work lately. I am in a position whereby my boss needs me to help him with the nitty gritty stuff that doesn’t use alot of brain, and doesn’t offer me much development. I can’t complain about my boss since he is really a good boss. I just wished that I get more opportunities at work.

I have a nice colleague too, but I really hate it when my suggestions get ignored. Also, I am kinda like a jack of all trades and master of none. I cover everybody’s work when they go on leave, and have no actual work to call of my own. How to be good at something when you do it to cover colleagues who are going on leave/training? kinda feels like the forgotten middle kid once again.

My friend thinks that his job is a means to do what he wants to do in life. Maybe if i think this way, I will be happier.

Lazy movie reviewer day

Love Matters follows the ‘love’ life of 3 guys 52-year-old Tan Bo Seng, his 17-year-old teenage son Benny and 36-year-old Jeremy, Bo Seng’s ‘adopted’ brother.

Jack Neo’s first NC16?

Also, where did the ‘colourful’ joke from the trailer went?

The above passages may contain spoilers.

Rating: 3/5

As requested by don.

Pretty well done DotA Music Video!

DotA Allstars 6.59 AI+ 1.52 Revision 01
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This is a port of RGB’s AI+ v1.52 (originally written for DotA Allstars 6.48b).

It behaves the same as the original AI, and has only been updated to account for balance changes, new item recipes, and most new features. As such, some new content does not work fully with the AI yet.

THERE IS NO AI FOR LIFESTEALER, INVOKER, CLOCKWERK GOBLIN, ADMIRAL, WINDRUNNER, STORM SPIRIT, OR UNDYING. THEY WILL GET ITEMS BUT WILL NEITHER USE NOR LEARN THEIR SKILLS.

Known bugs with AI:
-AI don’t properly react to -nb, -nm and -nt modes
-Some exploits that should have been fixed are still in the game…just don’t use them. If you really want to cheat against AI, just use -test

Some commands have yet to be implemented properly:
-ah
-afk
-kickafk
-rd (the new one in 6.53, -rd is in the game but done the same way pre-6.53)
-cm
-switch
-er

Additionally, I have added two Fun Taverns in the lower right corner. Currently includes seventeen legacy heroes (possibly more in the future): Old Invoker (6.12b), Old Lifestealer (6.48b), Old Silencer (6.12b), Gambler (6.06), Old Morphling (5.84b), Old Stealth Assassin (5.84b), Old Pudge (5.51), Old Chen (5.64), Old Medusa (5.84b), Void Demon (3.0d), Rider (5.72), God of Wind (6.01), Flame Lord (5.51), Avatar of Vengeance (6.32b), Astral Trekker (3.0d), Bat Rider (6.00), and Conjurer (5.51).

To access the fun taverns, type -fun within the first 15 seconds of the game. Note that Fun Tavern heroes do not have AI scripts and will not buy items or use/learn skills.

To use the -tryhero command, type in -fun within the first 15 seconds of the game, then type in -tryhero before picking a hero.

Changelog:

Rev. 01
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-First update to 6.59

*Unofficial fixes
-Fixed Last Word to trigger on end of spell cast (instead of end of spell cast animation)
-Cleaned up the way Refraction buff icons appear to provide better feedback on when the buffs are actually active
-Fixed some typos (Storm Seeker, Eye of Skadi Ranged, Windrunner, Captain CoCo’s Rum, Recall, Courier Shield, Burst)

6.59 Port of AI+ and -fun content by BuffMePlz.

Special thanks:
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Tenshinhan DN
Overflow_GR
Duvon
Strikur–
Counter_Helix_axe
Catalyst
chaser02
Green_Sliche
cp6uja
Thoth-

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