work is fucking stressful now. I am handling 2 person’s work, as I have to cover my colleague who is going to the US of A to teach our ang moh colleague. But our ang moh colleague happily resign, and hence he has to cover his work. WTF LAHHHHHH, he cover the ang moh’s work, i cover his work, who cover my work?

These few days are worse as my boss is on leave and hence I have to report to my big boss (ahem the head of the division). 2 more days, hope nothing cock up then.

anyway the ang moh colleague is leaving to find a job as the risk manager, but judging from the standard of work he has provided us, he is going to be a risky manager instead.

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love my division as I can openly swear, eg “what the fuck is he doing? Fucking accountants!” But today I forgot and swore in front of a colleague from another division. Oops. I am smashed my shu-nu image.

MRS Lim: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Colleague: I thought you say you are shu-nu.

MRS Lim: yeah, I am a fucking shu-nu

Colleague: O_O Too much information

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On the title above on why I don’t need any more enemies. Below are 2 good examples.

Incident 1

Mrs Lim: hmm, do you think I can wear black to a wedding?

Colleague: Can lah. People will understand

Mrs Lim: why will people understand?

Colleague: Cause black makes people look thinner mah.

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Incident 2

Mrs Lim: Hey, have you checked this part?

Colleague: yeah I have but if you want to recheck you can

Mrs Lim: Its ok lah, I TRUST you

Colleague: but i don’t want to THRUST you leh.

Creepy song. Watcher + Ion Shield’s my guess!

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I cannot believe Sarah Palin actually agreed to make an appearance on SNL just to be made fun of.

Possibly the best political impersonator, Tina Fey. Seriously! Another hilarious Tiny Fey/Sarah Palin skit after the jump.

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HOLY SHIT! It’s a giant spider eating a freaking bird!

Red Bull for gamers. Geekier.

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After nearly 3 years and countless breakage, I’ve finally removed my braces yesterday. Today, received my retainers.

1 more year and I’m done!

6.56:
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* Improved various different areas of the terrain
* Fixed a very old exploit that was recently discovered with Roshan
* Fixed a rare bug that could cause revives to malfunction
* Some performance improvements
* Tweaked Sentinel and Scourge tower bounty sharing mechanism slightly

* Improved Magic Stick a little
* Slightly reduced gold cost on Dust of Appearance
* Decreased Assassinate cooldown from 30/20/10 to 20/15/10 seconds
* Slightly Improved Death Prophet’s base movement speed
* Improved Lucifer’s cast animation point
* Lowered Admiral Proudmoore’s starting Strength
* Slightly reduced slow duration and increased manacost on Torrent
* Tweaked the scaling of Tidebringer’s AOE
* Nerfed Untouchable a bit

* RD selection area now becomes unexplored after the pick phase is over
* Terrain and Minimap elements are now visible at the start by default
* Fixed using courier’s Drop Item ability to drop Runed Bottle and items in cooldown
* Moved the Tavern locations
* Circles of Power are now usable only when you buy a hero
* Added some new juke spots
* Fixed a few other exploits and bugs
* Fixed a bug with some icons on lower resolutions
* Fixed a small issue with Magic Stick visual effect
* Fixed Lina’s model (246662)
* X Marks The Spot no longer recalls the target if he becomes magic immune
* Fixed an issue with Leoric’s crown
* Added some new doodads
* Fixed some AI issues with Phase Boots
* Fixed some issues with Tidebringer not going into cooldown against Siege units
* Fixed various parts of the terrain where you could get stuck using the new TP scroll

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