Movie Review: Disaster Movie

Probably the worst ‘Blah Blah Movie’ ever. Seriously. Don’t go watch it. I had to double check the movie’s listed genre.
Comedy? You sure about that?
The above passages may contain spoilers.
Rating: 0/5

Probably the worst ‘Blah Blah Movie’ ever. Seriously. Don’t go watch it. I had to double check the movie’s listed genre.
Comedy? You sure about that?
The above passages may contain spoilers.
Rating: 0/5
Very well done DotA video.

WTF POSSESED THIS WOMAN TO DO THIS TO HERSELF?! Meow meow!

If you can figure out how to let ‘RED’ win, you’ll earn yourself a million internets!

Your atypical killer movie. Lonely killer morals, friend, unfortunate lover, blah blah.
I have no clue why the hell Nicholas Cage had to commit suicide at the end?
So you can safely say there won’t be a sequel, but if there was a sequel, what would they name it?
The above passages may contain spoilers.
Rating: 3/5

It wasn’t even 11pm and the only sound I can hear was the buzzing from the computer (long overdue for an upgrade). No 吴宗宪, 菲哥 senseless bantering. No sloppy, yet oh so engaging cantonese drama.
We just sent my brother off at the airport Terminal 1 and my mom broke down. It was the first time I see her cry. Nothing I said made her feel better.
My fren asked me a random qns abt anal sex, and was curious whether anal sex will be painful.
and my reply?
Mrs Lim said:
Anal sex is painful lor
Mrs Lim said:
cause the anus size is quite small wat
Mrs Lim said:
and there is no sexual glands there
Mrs Lim said:
or ele u will get an orgasm everytime u shit
Simple.