The Great Toilet Paper Debate

I FUCKING SWEAR, ANYONE WHO HANGS IT THE B WAY IS A FUCKING RETARD, THE TOILET PAPER WILL GET ALL WET FROM PISS SPLATTER WHEN YOU PEE IN THE TOILET.
So, which one is it for you? A or B?

I FUCKING SWEAR, ANYONE WHO HANGS IT THE B WAY IS A FUCKING RETARD, THE TOILET PAPER WILL GET ALL WET FROM PISS SPLATTER WHEN YOU PEE IN THE TOILET.
So, which one is it for you? A or B?
Puhlease, if your piss splatter is so strong that it will hit Side B, does it really matter which side you hang the toilet paper?
It’s like saying when a grenade explodes, it is better to stay at 10 m than at 5 m away from the grenade, because at 5 meter away from the grenade, you will get killed by the explosion.
Haha, I never really thought of this! But I’m quite used to receiving the toilet paper from side B.