Today’s my only free day which I don’t even have to step out of the house. And being so excited for school, I decided to download all my notes and read through it before school starts. And I decided to head back to school to study.

OMG. hahahhaha.

There is some excitment when I was downloading my notes.

NOW, I am finally going back to school.

My stamina is not what it used to be. I used to be able to down 2 or 2.5 jugs with no probs. But now, a much slimmer and less wild me cannot even take a bottle of beer. All it takes was a bottle of beer and I started to walk in a zigzag line. Add 4 cups of bourbon coke and 1 glass of champange and you have a drunk me.

i think I am going to shanghai. Shall find out more soon.

The grp of 4 (including me) was thought to be dance hostresses by the cab driver. KNNCCB

Watched Ms potter with sab. Renee looked extremely old in there and maybe they are trying to protray the old times with no SK2, olay and all the aging creams.

I lost money yesterday. Shall listen to the chinese horoscope which said I need to be careful about money.

In return, I bought a huge piggy bank from daiso. And then I realised abt the shanghai thing which means no savings.

Ok. Super blur and cuokooed now.

Not bad, upgrade from beer lady to dance hostress. CCB

I was outside clearing the trays and stuff, when this burly man came over. I promptly greeted him with the customary “Welcome to some fast food restaurant!”

The guy hesitated before asking, “Where’s Burger King?”

Burger King was just like 20m the other side but I pointed in the opposite direction, “I think it’s over that side sir.”

As expected, he didn’t thank me.

What do you take us for? Your fucking personalized Google Maps?

But they’re getting better.

For the third time, the (same) Acer guy came over to my humble abode today. The arranged time was 2-4pm so I waited and waited. Then he called at 3.40pm and said he was on his way. By the time he reached, it was about 4.10pm, so I was pretty pissed off.

How can I go about saving the world when I’m wasting precious time waiting here for the Acer guy?

Anyway, after fiddling with the notebook components for quite some time, he finally managed to get it working.

“Motherboard problem, heh,” the Acer guy told me laughingly.

Then I proceeded to strangle him and screamed in his face, “HEH?! If only you all did a more thorough diagnosis in the first place, I wouldn’t have wasted so much time!”

Then I cut his body into 6 pieces and wrapped them with black garbage bags. Cross my fingers and let’s hope the cleaner wouldn’t discover the body tomorrow morning.

Brother: “The food here sucks. You know what’s the biggest difference between us? My food recommendations are always good but yours sucks la!”

Mother: “Ok, THANK YOU! I’m very grateful for that. But that time your dad and I ate till really happy.”

Brother: “Cause I wasn’t eating with you that time…”

Me: “Precisely why you all ate till so happy.”

Mother: “LAWL!”

Then he proceeded to curse me. Blah.

Pretty dumb but all in all good effort.

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