Movie Review: Epic Movie

I just wished some of the characters had a longer screen time (Borat, Nacho, Paris Hilton) but that’s obviously impossible with the number of titles they’re trying to cram into the 95 minutes.
“Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?”
“Uh-huh.”
“It’s a special secret ingredient. It’s real human parts. There’s gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.”
The above passages may contain spoilers.
Rating: 3.5/5

I got no password to the MRT post.
Someone informed me that newspaper said that video clips aren’t allowed to be posted cause police said so. If Molly’s interested, I can send you the password via email.
Yes, please! Why are they not allowed? Because they put SMRT’s CCTV system to shame?
Sent to your email. I have no idea, perhaps they want to protect all the
ignorantinnocent, impressionable Singaporeans!Nah, they are just afraid that the videos turn out to be too inspiring for miserable peasants.
Inspiring indeed! However, I’m pretty sure they would rather us stick to Adam Khoo’s motivation videos and books.