Brother: “The food here sucks. You know what’s the biggest difference between us? My food recommendations are always good but yours sucks la!”
Mother: “Ok, THANK YOU! I’m very grateful for that. But that time your dad and I ate till really happy.”
Brother: “Cause I wasn’t eating with you that time…”
Me: “Precisely why you all ate till so happy.”
Mother: “LAWL!”
Then he proceeded to curse me. Blah.