I couldn’t stop laughing when my friend was helping me to sell a sphagetti top to a butch who was looking at it.

She said ” You can try it if you want”

Butch ” It is not for me” (eyebrows raised super high)

Wah piangggggg!!!!

Then we bought some clothes which was a little baggy so we had to use a plus sized model -> me

My sister told my dad about it and my dad said that they shouldn’t use me since I was not fat but short. 1.65 m very short meh?

In the end, I only had to try a dress which turned out ugly cause it was ugly to begin with. And don’t get me started on why we bought an ugly dress. So now I can put in my resume that I was once a model-> even if it is for one dress.

Business is picking up and yay, that’s great news

I managed to finish a book during the few days about a month ago whereby I was slacking in the office and doing nothing much. Heh, it was an online book so I can look all studious staring hard at my laptop as if I am thinking about some complicated formulas or shit.

This book is a little warped but hey, its cool cause I can never think of a plot like that. The plot goes like ” there is this butterfly collector who is so smitten with a girl, he starts to fantasize about living with her. He kidnaps her and the story begins from his point of view. And then the story will begin from her point of view about the whole ordeal. And it ends with his point of view again. ”

The only thing I can think of is someone rich and handsome loving fat me and that is already the plot of kim sam soon.

The language is quite flowerly and to the style of 11 minutes. Quite an interesting plot as I can see how human nature functions and thinks.

I will send the book if anybody wants. Email me.

I work everyday. Mon to sat will be my internship ( it’s supposed to be a 5 day week) with lots of ot (It has been more than 2 weeks since I went home when the sky is still bright). Sunday will be all my 3 tuition (from 9am to 6 pm). Not forgetting my business. I need to clean my room, bake some new year cookies, dye my hair red and basically slack.

Yes, I feel very tired everyday but after drinking kopi-o-peng in the morning and at night, I will be awake and work like a robot. My mentor is very distressed at the amount of stamina I have. I can stay until midnight plus everyday and still remain energetic the next day. Hahaha. She was telling her colleague that she stayed until 3.30 am because of me. She said she got a super “Onz” intern “with a lot of drive”. Now, she is doubting whether it is because she is old. Does 3 years have a difference? Maybe because I am used to working and not resting. I shuddered at my 8 tuition kids+ internship life just July last year.

I have removed my social life aspect so far except for the weekends. It is impossible to go out with friends after work or watch a midnight movie and report fresh for work the next day. A fellow colleague who insists on a balanced worklife had a social life till 4 am yesterday and had trouble reporting for work the next morning. I will leave my social life to the weekend.

I will be meeting sab for movie later. We need to meet more often but its tough when we are on different sides of the island. I am free tomorrow evening after my “tuition day” but I think I need to do my business stuff.

It’s 3 more weeks but I think that during the last week, I will be too happy to feel sad. Plus the Friday will be a half-day. Wahaha. Therefore its 2 more weeks, and I will stop blogging about my work. I can’t wait too.

PS: I didn’t go out with sab in the end as she was tired. Feeling quite sad about it since it was the only thing to look forward to on a sat workday.

Carlos Mencia’s Dee Dee Dee music video, song for all the stupid people out there.

As usual, I didn’t get into the 2007 Bloggies so fuck them.

Anyway, Adri got in and all the other blogs’ crap so I don’t even bother mentioning them.

fuck lah, malaysia just scored. knn ball.

yay we won. I shouted so loudly from my living room. wahhahaa

PS: pity the guy who kicked the last ball and it didn’t get in.

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Someone ought to try this. I was at Topmen the other day and saw this really fat security guard, I wonder how will be the outcome if I got caught.