Womb: have you forgotten about me? Hallo Mrs Lim! *contracts as hard as possible to get my attention* Mrs Lim: *pops a panadol and takes another nap and rest* fuck you. I know you exist every month.

So I passed my Motorcycle Practical 5 couple of days back and to proceed to Practical 6, I had to apply for a Provisional Driving License (PDL). I already got a PDL while learning driving, so I was told all I had to do was to go get it endorsed at the traffic police office, [...]

I think my family shouldn’t watch PSC. During the phone call session to give out prices, my mum and sister and me started rolling our eyes and scolding the lucky winner stupid. Hosts: ” hey, we are from PSC. COngrats on winning.”-(in chinese) Caller: Who are you?(in chinese) Hosts: we are from PSC. Can you [...]

I want a bf in the arts industry now, so that I can watch phantom of the opera at some good seats.

sometimes life can be such a blessing in disguise, after yesterday’s fucked up quiz (again), my friend told me good news that she managed to book My fair Lady musical for us. So instead of phantom of the opera (sobsob), we are going to watch My fair Lady. Remembered the times where we have to [...]