Ha, let me narrate this incident. I was wearing a top which might show abit of cleavage if I slouched. I was in the company of Mr JieMei and Elaine when I started to slouch. Mr JieMei must be used to all this cleavage-showing by me so he just mainly ignored me. hahahaha. Well-trained indeed.
So Mr JieMei nonchalantly said ” Eh, your top.”
To which, I sat up straight and adjusted my top.
Guess what elaine said ” I like to look leh.”
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily she is straight. hahahahaha. How come girls are more turned on by cleavages than guys now?
On another note, she was describing to the salesperson that the person she is getting a gift for is a taitai. Yes, I am going to be a taitai in the future. But the sort of taitai who makes money on her own and single okie?
On a bad note, I was a victim of an attempted theft. I managed to retrieve my belongings though. Thank goodness for that. However, I might need to go to court or something. Maybe to illustrate the situation I guess. I told my friend Big Mac that I reported the guy and about the court proceedings. And she was shocked. Cause I said that the guy is 50-60 plus.
Apparently in Big Mac’s world, pple above the age of 50 are allowed to steal and get away scot-free. PAISEH, BUT MRS LIM IS NOT SO NICE. IF YOU ARE SO OLD ALREADY, YOUR PUNISHMENT SHOULD BE HEAVIER CAUSE YOU ARE NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND GRAND-CHILDREN.
Paiseh but stealing means you committed a mistake. And you shall be punishable. And you chose a wrong person to steal from
From what I know, the story goes like this: There was a group photograph session at a newly open cheese factory eons ago. During one of the photoshoots, one of the men accidentally fell into a big container filled with cheese. So instead of saying smile, the photographer joked and said cheese instead.
Eons ago. Ha. That’s one possible story.
Lols. These stories remind me of those silly stories on how tigers got their stripes and all. =\ Cute.
and how the zebra got its?
cause a horse and some tiger got together.
nooo! its cuz one man got so angry with his white horse, he whipped it. and then the horse ran away and fell into this puddle of black dye. then the dye got into his wounds in e form of stripes and it entered his bloods, changed the DNA and then zebras were formed. hah
sorry im plain bored.
ha. that’s much more likely than my tiger horse sex story.
(: thank you. lols.
wow. you think i really meant it? =p
very polite indeed.