Look! Concern is written all over his face. No one else can be as concerned as our dear, esteemed SM Goh Chok Tong.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/

I mean who the hell needs opposition? We already got the god-damn best party in the world ruling over Singapore, WORLD CLASS LEADERS. I’m sure the opposition can’t do any thing properly. How else could you explain their weaker position as compared to the PAP?

So if Potong Pasir and Hougang want to upgrade, what can the opposition do? Absolutely nothing cause PAP’s the boss man. So I say to hell with the opposition, just freaking vote for PAP.

“I do not want the two constituencies to be left behind, especially Potong Pasir, an old estate. Five years down the road, assuming Chiam do win, there will be no upgrading.”

Ignorant sheeps of Singapore, I’n sure you all do not need me to tell you what to do next. right?

Bold font is me. Normal font is mr lim.

Mrs Lim says:

darling?

 

Mr Lim says:

ya?

 

Mrs Lim says:

Mrs Lim says:

i miss u

 

Mr Lim says:

…

 

Mrs Lim says:

Mrs Lim says:

wat sort of response is that?

 

Mr Lim says:

i miss you too

Mr Lim says:

HAHA

 

Mrs Lim says:

really?

Mrs Lim says:

how?

 

Mr Lim says:

…

 

Mrs Lim says:

Mrs Lim says:

u r a bad husband

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.Mrs Lim says:

of course you are invited darling

Mrs Lim says:

u shld the only one invited

Mrs Lim says:

the rest are calafare

Mr Lim says:

that’s the proper spelling of calafare?

Mrs Lim says:

dunno

Mrs Lim says:

but it doesn’t matter

Mrs Lim says:

what matters is u

 

Mr Lim says:

go flirt with your hot hamson yandao colleague

Mr Lim says:

haha

 

Mrs Lim says:

and thanks for pushing me to others

Mrs Lim says:

when i am your wife

 

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Mr Lim says:

i forgot

Mrs Lim says:

i remmebered all ur stuff

 

Mr Lim says:

what’s my height

 

Mrs Lim says:

1.73

 

Mr Lim says:

wrong

 

Mrs Lim says:

1.72

Mrs Lim says:

1.71

 

Mr Lim says:

..

 

Mrs Lim says:

around there

 

Mr Lim says:

what’s my weight

 

Mrs Lim says:

56

 

Mr Lim says:

you suck

Mr Lim says:

haha     

 

Mrs Lim says:

suck where?

and he refused to reply me after the sucking part.

I want a new husband or a fling!!!!!!!!!!

PS:I blogged yesterday and my post was gone when I hit publish. Oh knnccb.And one of the things I hate is to repeat myself. Ah, let me nag this post now.

I just realised that short men have an advantage. They can knock their shoulders right into the breasts of females above 1.7 metres. Oh, and we can’t do anything about those shoulders though cause it wasn’t done on purpose. Short men, start wriggling your shoulders! WHo said being short is bad?

Met up with Miss Sporty and Mr Gay yesterday. We ate at the wisma food republic which I think serves up one of the best food court food. The hokkien mee with the long queue was really good and had a lot of prawns. And we started to play a game of who can peel the prawns the fastest using chopsticks and spoon, after they saw that I can niftly remove prawn shells. hahahhaha. I win of course!!!

After which we went to get my birthday frock. Of course it is nice as Mr Gay said so. I trust his fashion sense alot.

Mr Gay then went to buy books and we started an avid book discussion. He said that I do not come across as someone who reads. -__________________- I started to rattle off and impress him with the number of books I read while giving him suggestions. In the end, he bought a book I read before cause I said it was good.

I read 5 books in like 3 months.

1. deception point
2. angels and demons
3. digital fortress
4. memoirs of a geisha
5. ignited minds

That’s a hella lot of books considering that I have limited time.

i came home bored when Mr Fag msn me. And I decided to say I love you to him. Thus we started to say I love you to each other. At one time, I even asked him whether he will turn straight for me. But we all know that we are just joking around and teasing each other. Btw, he said he will not turn straight. hahaha. Kinda obvious.

Today, I went to concourse to get party stuff. And I saw some things which is so darned cheap there. TMD! I bought it for so expensive. TMD TMD.

On another note, I missed an unknown number. I told my friend the number and she was like, should be from the hougang, sengkang area. Then we started to have the same thoughts and I was like Shit!!! A call which I cannot miss at all. Luckily I called back.

Wish me luck on fri

Ha, let me narrate this incident. I was wearing a top which might show abit of cleavage if I slouched. I was in the company of Mr JieMei and Elaine when I started to slouch. Mr JieMei must be used to all this cleavage-showing by me so he just mainly ignored me. hahahaha. Well-trained indeed.

So Mr JieMei nonchalantly said ” Eh, your top.”

To which, I sat up straight and adjusted my top.

Guess what elaine said ” I like to look leh.”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily she is straight. hahahahaha. How come girls are more turned on by cleavages than guys now?

On another note, she was describing to the salesperson that the person she is getting a gift for is a taitai. Yes, I am going to be a taitai in the future. But the sort of taitai who makes money on her own and single okie?

On a bad note, I was a victim of an attempted theft. I managed to retrieve my belongings though. Thank goodness for that. However, I might need to go to court or something. Maybe to illustrate the situation I guess. I told my friend Big Mac that I reported the guy and about the court proceedings. And she was shocked. Cause I said that the guy is 50-60 plus.

Apparently in Big Mac’s world, pple above the age of 50 are allowed to steal and get away scot-free. PAISEH, BUT MRS LIM IS NOT SO NICE. IF YOU ARE SO OLD ALREADY, YOUR PUNISHMENT SHOULD BE HEAVIER CAUSE YOU ARE NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND GRAND-CHILDREN.

Paiseh but stealing means you committed a mistake. And you shall be punishable. And you chose a wrong person to steal from

Seems like some sort of publicity stunt to promote their website, AxeFantasy.com.

So the company’s basically saying, if you want to get into girls’ skirts, you just gonna use their cologne (deodorant?).

Addendum: Full story and detailed analysis over at Ad Rag. Wow, I can’t believe the campaign is actually ran in Dubai.

Being the gian peng person I am, I decided last minute on the spur of the moment to catch a movie with Miss Pooh and sister if the timing is right.

A FREE MOVIE GIVEN BY CATHAY!!!

For the new opening of cathay near dobby ghaut.

The movie I was dying to catch V for Vendette was sold out the moment I reached. Hence decided on the INSIDE MAN cause they have actors and actresses I recognised. Better than the other movies I saw which are available.Jodie Foster! Denzel Washington! I have been out of the “movie loop” already. Did not read up on the current movies after Brokeback.

The New Cathy had very good airconditioning. At least that was my first impression. However when I returned to the place in the evening, the air conditioning seemed alright. Guess that there were more pple which brought down the temperature.

We had seatings in THE GRAND CATHAY which was actually cinema one. We were a little confused looking for CInema one and ignored the words THE GRAND CATHAY on our movie stub.

Inside The Grand Cathay! Looks very posh like a concert hall. I almost thought I was going to watch a play.

Nice decoratings at the side. The whole place on the whole looks elegant.

There were ushers on hand to help disoriented customers.

Service on the whole was good.

Now a review of the seats!

1. Lots of leg space. Even for someone like me who loves to stretch.
2. the armrests are covered with cushions
3. drinks holders are placed nice and big at the side of the armrests.
4. Seat numbers are in gold on the seats. Help latecomers to find their seats easily.
5. Toilets are damn cool but a little small. The female toilets as usual were packed and the queue spilled outside. The toilets are damn cool because of the sinks. They were automated by sensors and there was no basin at all. Just some tiles which were sloped downwards. Forgot to take a pic though.

On the whole, alot of thought was put into this event. And it was a good marketing strategy! The whole place was packed when I caught the 950 pm movie. I bet they earned quite abit in the popcorn and softdrinks. People will be more willing to spend on that since they incurred nothing for the movie. Kaching! $$$$$$ rolling in, baby!

There were too little lifts however. I was almost going to hyperventilate in the lifts due to the extreme amount of pple inside. I am a little claustrophobic. So the best way is to take 6 escalators down.

However we incurred taxi charges cause it was past midnight. Nevermind, taxi fare is 5.50 each. Movie is supposed to be 9.50 but free. So we save 4 bucks!

On the taxi, I met with a chatty taxidriver. Of course I entertained him with my jokes. I am super nice to taxidrivers cause I think they have a hard life. 90 bucks rent for the taxi plus increasing fuel prices. With difficult customers who think that the taxidrivers are their personal ah-mats.

Anyway, we saw a Rolls Royce. Wow! But sadly I never get to see the person in the rolls royce. I like to peek into expensive cars and see the owners cause I will capture a picture of their face with my brain to do extensive categorising of people. I was so good at it that with one look before the person even utters a word, I can guess with 90% accuracy whether the person stays in private or hdb housing. My brain is categorising pple with expensive cars now. So that I can identify them within 1 km away. hahahhaha. I am bo liao.

Then I was saying excitedly about the elections. I am very excited about the elections cause I get to shake my MP’s hand.

Once in 4 years leh.

4 years ago, I shook my MP’s hands when he visited my flat. 4 years later, I am looking forward to shaking his hand again. So I must stay at home more often now.

Ohyah. Forgot to mention abt the movie the Inside Man. Movie is not bad. About the perfect bank robbery. The robbers are ingenious. They made everybody dressed like them so they can pretend to be hostages too. Smart right?

I was so looking forward to having a break. I need leisure. There is too much madness carrying on right now. I need to breathe. However only with all this madness, I can truly appreciate and know what leisure means. Something like the you need something bad to know that something is good kind of theory.

okie, need to do more work now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

PS: entry written with me half zzz

After finding tissues in the clothes we threw into the washing machine one too many times.

Instead of having to painstakingly remove the wet tissues from the clothes one by one (I can tell you it’s an incredibly difficult task), my mother decided to do something about it.

The fine print below the huge reminder?

Thank you. Have a nice day.
From the Management.

I added the last line just for kicks.

ps: I finally got my upper jaw braces done this evening. 1.5 more years to go?